Okay, so, I’ve been messing around with my plants again, and this time it was all about my bromeliads. They’re pretty cool plants, but man, they can start to look a bit rough if you don’t keep on top of them. So, I decided it was time for a little trim-up.
First off, I grabbed my trusty pruning shears. Make sure they’re clean, folks! You don’t want to spread any nasty stuff between your plants. I gave them a good wipe down with some alcohol, just to be safe.

Then, I started looking for any leaves that were, well, looking a bit sad. You know, the ones that are starting to yellow or brown, or just look kinda droopy. Those were the first to go. I just snipped them off as close to the base as I could get. I was careful not to get too cut-happy, I didn’t want to hack away at the healthy parts of the plant.
I also noticed that my bromeliads were starting to get a little crowded, which sometimes will happen, especially when the new leaves sprout. The older, outer leaves were starting to get shaded out, so I trimmed those off too. It helps with the airflow around the plant and lets the younger leaves get more light.
- Find the sad-looking leaves
- Snip snip
- Don’t go overboard
Tricky
It’s actually pretty easy once you get the hang of it. Just be gentle, don’t rush, and your bromeliads will thank you for it. They’ll look nicer, they’ll be healthier, and they’ll probably even grow better. I did this maybe several weeks ago, and my bromeliads are already looking so much better now. They’re all fresh and perky, and it’s like they’ve got a whole new lease on life.
So yeah, if you’ve got some bromeliads that are looking a little worse for wear, don’t be afraid to give them a little haircut. It’s a simple thing, but it can make a big difference. You will feel better by the end, too, just sayin’!