Okay, so I saw this thing going around, “yellow dress rock paper scissors porn,” and, well, I got curious. You know how it is, you see something weird and you just have to check it out.
First, I fired up my computer. Gotta have the right tools for the job, right?

My Journey
Then, I opened my browser. I won’t name names, but it’s the one everyone uses. Privacy, you know?
Next, I typed in the search query. “yellow dress rock paper scissors porn”. Yep, typed it all out, word for word. My heart was kinda racing, not gonna lie.
I hit enter. Boom. A wall of results. Pictures, videos, you name it.
I scrolled through. Man, there was a lot. Some of it was… well, exactly what you’d expect. Some of it was just plain bizarre.
- I saw a few videos.
- It’s weird what get popular on internet.
- Then I closed my computer.
I clicked on a few things. (For research purposes, obviously!).
I watched. And, uh… well, let’s just say it was an experience.
Finally, I closed the browser. I’d seen enough. I mean, it was… interesting. Definitely not something I’d watch every day, but hey, I can say I’ve seen it.

So, there you have it. My deep dive into the world of “yellow dress rock paper scissors porn.” Don’t say I never did anything for you guys!