Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you described, focusing on the process and keeping it very informal and rough:
Alright, so, I saw this thing online, “rock paper scissors yellow dress porn,” and I was like, WTF is this? My curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to do some searching for this.
First, I just straight-up typed it into the search bar. You know, the whole phrase. I figured, why not start there? Might as well cast a wide net.
The Results were, uh… varied. To put it mildly.
I started clicking through some, and, well. Let’s just say a lot of it wasn’t what I thought. There was some rock paper scissors… and some yellow dresses, I guess. But mix this all, and It was a very very strange experience for me.
So then I tried to get more specific. I started adding extra words, trying to narrow it down. But, it was not effective.
- I typed “rock paper scissors game” – nope.
- I added “yellow dress girl” – Still not getting me there.
- I even tried some combinations, like “woman playing rock paper scissors, yellow clothes.” It just got weirder.
Honestly, I spent way too long on this. I scrolled through pages and pages. I clicked on so many things. My eyes started to hurt. My brain started to hurt. I was losing my mind with rock, paper, scissors and yellow things.
I finally just gave up. It’s not worth it, guys. Some things are better left unsearched. My advice? Don’t even bother. Go watch some cat videos instead. You’ll be much happier.
