Alright, let’s talk about those big scissors I got for gardening. You know, the kind that look like they could trim a whole tree in one snip? Well, I decided to put them to the test, and let me tell you, it was an experience.
First off, I grabbed those bad boys and headed out to my overgrown rose bushes. These things were a mess, all tangled and thorny. I used to use smaller pruning shears, which took forever. This time? I aimed, I snipped, and boom! A huge chunk of bush gone. Felt like I was wielding a medieval weapon, seriously.

The initial feeling was awesome. So much power! I went to town on the roses, shaping them and clearing out the dead stuff. It was way faster than before. I thought, “Man, why didn’t I get these sooner?”
But then… the reality hit. These scissors are HEAVY. After about half an hour, my arms were screaming. I mean, really screaming. I had to keep putting them down and shaking my hands out. Turns out, wielding a medieval weapon requires some serious arm strength. Who knew?
- Problem number one: Weight. Seriously, these things are like dumbbells.
- Problem number two: Maneuverability. Getting into tight spots was tricky. They’re big, duh.
- Problem number three: Precision. While great for chopping big stuff, finesse was…lacking.
So, I switched tactics. I used the big scissors for the initial rough cuts – the big, thick branches and overall shaping. Then, I pulled out my smaller pruning shears for the finer details. That worked much better!
The other thing I learned is that you REALLY need to watch what you’re doing. With that much power, it’s easy to accidentally cut off something you didn’t mean to. I nearly lopped off a whole rosebud at one point. Close call!
Final Verdict?
The big scissors are great for specific tasks. If you have some seriously overgrown bushes or need to clear out a lot of thick branches quickly, they’re a lifesaver. But they’re not an all-in-one solution. Think of them as a power tool – use them wisely and in combination with other, more precise tools.
Would I buy them again? Yeah, probably. Just know what you’re getting into – and maybe hit the gym a few times first!
