Alright, let’s talk about this here projector clock thingy with the outside temperature. You know, the one that’s supposed to...

Well now, let’s gab a bit about storing them garden tools, ya know, the ones we use to make our...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them potato shovels. You see, I ain’t no fancy pants expert, but I’ve...

Alright, let’s talk about them garden scissors, you know, the ones you use for snip-snappin’ stuff in your yard. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this bactericide fungicide stuff, you know, the stuff farmers use to keep their crops healthy. I...

Well, hey there! Let’s yak a bit ’bout them plastic waterin’ cans, ya know? The ones ya lug around to...

Okay, so listen up, y’all. We gotta talk about them clippers and them big ol’ choppers for your garden stuff....

Alright, let’s talk about this copper stuff, you know, the stuff they use to kill them nasty little things that...

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this here Root Slayer Shovel. I ain’t no fancy talkin’ person, but I know...

Alright, let’s talk about this virgin hair fertilizer stuff, you know, the stuff they say makes your hair grow like...