Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here lady shovel thing. I ain’t no expert, but I know a thing...

Alright, let’s talk about these 5 blade kitchen scissors, ya hear? Don’t go thinkin’ this is some fancy-pants thing. It’s...

Well, let me tell ya, gardening, it ain’t for the faint of heart. You’re out there diggin’ in the dirt,...

Alright, let’s talk about fertilizing guava trees, you know, the things that give you those tasty fruits. I ain’t no...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these kitchen herb scissors, alright? They call ’em “kitchen herb scissors,” sounds fancy,...

Well, let’s talk about prunin’ that there trumpet vine plant. Folks plant ‘em ‘cause they’re pretty, but lawsy, they grow...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them bushes with white flowers. I don’t know all them fancy names, but I...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout waterin’ them plants. Folks always fussin’ ’bout how to keep things green, but it...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about that there Spanish moss, ya know, the stuff that hangs all pretty-like from the...

Alright, let’s talk about this dill stuff, the one with them little flowers. I ain’t no fancy gardener, mind you,...