Well, let me tell ya ’bout them metal watering cans. I ain’t no fancy pants gardener, but I know a...

Alright, let’s gab about them waterin’ cans, the ones with that extra long spout, you know? I seen them city...

Alright, let’s talk about this standin’ fuchsia thing, or whatever you call it. My neighbor, bless her heart, she got...

Alright, let’s talk about fertilizer for seed starting, you know, the stuff you give them little baby plants to help...

Alright, let’s talk about this ponytail palm thing, you know, the one that looks like a horse’s tail sticking out...

Alright, let’s talk about them hand shovels for gardening, you know, the little ones you use in your yard. I...

Alright, let’s talk about them impatiens, you know, the pretty flowers everyone likes. But sometimes, things go wrong, real wrong....

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Monstera plant, the one with them big ol’ leaves. Looks fancy, but lemme...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about gettin’ them little plants outta the ground, you know, the seedlings. Folks keep askin’...

Alright, let’s talk about fertilizing them mandevilla flowers, ya know, the ones that look all fancy and stuff. I ain’t...