Well, let me tell you about this orchid soil. It ain’t just regular dirt, you know? Orchids, they’re kinda fancy,...

This here tin watering can, it’s a good thing, ya know? My old one, it got all rusty and sprung...

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this shovel mulch thing. It ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. My old bones...

Hey there, let me tell you about this Buddha stand thing. It’s like, you know, where you put that Buddha...

Oh, honey, let me tell you about these plumeria plants. They’re pretty and all, but they sure can get sick....

Well, let me tell you about this here fertilizing sago palms. My sago palm, it was lookin’ a little sad,...

Well, you see, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout shade plants for clay soil. My garden, it’s got that darn clay...

Well, let me tell you, I seen a lot of things in my time, but these pretty gardening tools, they...

Well, let me tell you, these newfangled flowerpot pendant lamps are somethin’ else. Back in my day, we just had...

Oh, honey, let me tell ya, gettin’ them young’uns out in the garden, it’s good for ’em. Sunshine and dirt,...