So, I kept hearing whispers about this ‘scissor seven porn’ deal. Figured, okay, let’s see what all the fuss is about. Not that I was looking for that stuff, get me? More like trying to understand why it’s even a search term people are punching in.
Booted up the computer, opened a browser. Typed it in. And man, oh man. What a mess. Seriously.
What I Found (or Didn’t)
Straight up, it’s just a swamp. You hit enter and bam, a screen full of sketchy links. Not exactly enlightening if you’re trying to get a grip on, you know, the phenomenon itself, not the actual… you know.
It was like trying to find a needle in a haystack made of pure garbage. You’d click a link, hoping for some discussion, some insight. Nah. Just dead air, or worse, some bot-generated page trying to get you to click something else. Total waste of a click.
Here’s what my “practice” mostly consisted of hitting:
- Dead links? Oh yeah, tons of ’em. Everywhere. Click, error. Click, page not found. Standard.
- Forum posts? Mostly just kids asking dumb questions, or threads that died years ago with no real answers. Just a lot of “anyone got anything?” and then crickets.
- And then there’s the completely random junk that pops up. Stuff that has zero to do with anything. How does the algorithm even decide that’s relevant? Beats me.
To be honest, it got real old, real fast. This whole ‘practice’ of mine, this attempt to understand the online buzz around it, just became a showcase of how the internet serves up digital chaos when you poke at its murky underbelly. It’s like, no quality control, just… stuff. Everywhere. And most of it is junk you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
I wasn’t expecting some grand revelation, okay? But I guess I thought there’d be some kind of actual human conversation. Like, why this cartoon character? What’s the psychology there? Is it a meme I missed? But nope. Just a big, fat digital question mark surrounded by spam and broken images.
So, after burning some time on that, I just slammed the laptop shut. What’s the takeaway? My big ‘practice’ revealed that digging into these weird, specific, and frankly, gross search trends is a complete waste of your day. You learn nothing useful. It’s just… out there. A weird, sticky corner of the internet that’s best left unexplored. That’s my report from the trenches, if you can even call it that. Save yourself the trouble, really.
