Alright, let’s talk about pruning hops, you know, like takin’ care of them plants so they grow big and strong. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve been around plants long enough to know a thing or two.
First off, if you got them young hops, the ones just startin’ out, you gotta let ’em be. Don’t go snippin’ and cuttin’ on ’em the first year. They need time to get their roots down and get settled in. Just like young’uns, gotta let ’em grow up a bit before you start bossin’ ’em around.
Now, once them hops get a little older, say three years or more, that’s when you gotta start payin’ attention. Them roots, they go all over the place, suckin’ up all the good stuff from the ground. If you don’t do somethin’ about it, they’ll hog all the food and water, and your hops won’t grow right. It’s like havin’ too many mouths to feed at the dinner table, you know?
So, what you gotta do is prune them roots. Yeah, root prunin’. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t. You just gotta dig around a bit, find them roots that are spreadin’ out too much, and snip ’em off. Do it early in the spring, before them hops start growin’ too much. That way, the plant can focus on sendin’ its energy up to the shoots, where you want them hops to grow.
And speakin’ of growin’, hops like good dirt. Not too sour, not too sweet, just right. You want somethin’ in the middle, like a 6 to 7.5 on that pH scale thingy. And they’re hungry fellers, them hops. They need lots of food, all sorts of stuff like nitrogen and whatchamacallit, potassium. You can mix up some regular dirt with that fancy garden dirt they sell at the store, half and half. And don’t forget to throw in some of that compost stuff, or that other fertilizer stuff, to keep ’em fed.
Now, when it comes to cuttin’ the plants themselves, that’s important too. You gotta trim them up regular-like, keep ’em healthy. Think of it like trimmin’ your hair, gettin’ rid of them split ends so it grows better. When you prune them hops, you let the air move through better, so they don’t get all stuffy and sick. Nobody wants sick hops, right?
- Don’t prune young hops: Let them grow for a year or so before you start cuttin’.
- Root prunin’ is important: For older plants, dig around and snip them spreadin’ roots.
- Good dirt matters: Mix regular dirt with garden dirt and add some fertilizer.
- Trim the plants regular: Keep them healthy and let the air flow through.
Prunin’ ain’t just about keepin’ them hops healthy though, it’s about gettin’ a good harvest too. You want them hops to be big and strong, so you get plenty of ’em. It takes a while though, maybe three years or so, before you get a real good crop. But if you take care of ’em right, they’ll take care of you.
And another thing, I heard tell that them hops, they come in boy plants and girl plants. And it’s the girl plants that give you the hops you want. Them girl plants, they’ll still make hops even if there ain’t no boy plants around, but they won’t make no seeds, and they might not be as heavy. I don’t know much about that boy and girl stuff, but that’s what I heard.
So, that’s about it. Prunin’ hops ain’t rocket science, just gotta pay attention and take care of ’em. Give ’em good dirt, trim ’em up regular, and them hops will grow big and strong, and you’ll get yourself a nice harvest. Now, get out there and get to work!
Remember, takin’ care of hops is like takin’ care of anythin’ else. You gotta put in the work if you wanna see the results. And don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty!
One more thing, some folks get all fancy with their prunin’ tools and all that. But you don’t need nothin’ special. A good pair of clippers or a sharp knife will do just fine. Just make sure they’re clean, so you don’t spread no diseases around.
Anyways, I hope this helps you out. Go on now and grow yourself some good hops!
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