Well, let’s talk about fertilizin’ plants, alright? Folks keep askin’ when it’s too hot to do it, like them plants gonna melt or somethin’. I ain’t no fancy scientist, but I’ve been around the block enough to know a thing or two about growin’ stuff.
First off, don’t go throwin’ fertilizer around when it’s hotter than a pistol. You know, when the air feels like a furnace blastin’ in your face. If you’re sweatin’ like a pig, chances are your plants ain’t too happy neither. I heard some folks sayin’ 85 degrees Fahrenheit (that’s about 29 degrees Celsius for them city folks) is kinda the limit. Above that, and you might be doin’ more harm than good.

Why’s that, you ask? Well, think of it like this: when it’s hot, plants get stressed out, just like us when we’re stuck in the sun too long. They gotta work harder to stay cool and keep themselves alive. Now, if you go and dump a bunch of fertilizer on ’em, it’s like givin’ ’em a heavy meal when they ain’t got the stomach for it. They gotta work even harder to process all them nutrients, and that just adds to their stress.
What happens then? Well, sometimes them plants get all spindly and weak. They grow too fast, too tall, and don’t have the strength to hold themselves up. It’s like a teenager growin’ six inches in a summer, all awkward and gangly. The roots can’t keep up with the top growth, and the whole thing just kinda flops over. Not a pretty sight, let me tell ya.
- So, when’s the best time to fertilize? Well, I always say cooler weather is better. Mornin’s and evenin’s are good, when the sun ain’t beatin’ down so hard.
- And springtime is a good time to give ’em a boost, you know, when things are just startin’ to wake up. I heard tell folks like to fertilize their lawns when it’s between 50 and 70 degrees Fahrenheit (that’s 10 to 21 degrees Celsius). Makes sense, I guess. Not too hot, not too cold, just right.
Now, some folks say you can fertilize in the summer, but you gotta be careful. You don’t wanna use that strong stuff, the kind that makes everything grow like crazy. You want somethin’ slow and steady, somethin’ that’ll feed the plants without shockin’ ’em. They call it “slow-release” fertilizer, I think. It’s like givin’ the plants a little snack throughout the day instead of one big heavy meal.
And don’t forget, how you store your fertilizer matters too. Don’t leave it out in the sun or in a damp shed. It’ll go bad, just like milk left out on the counter. Keep it in a cool, dry place, where it’ll stay fresh and potent. I keep mine in the cellar, next to the canned peaches.
Some folks are talkin’ about fertilizin’ in late summer, like August or September. I guess that’s alright, if you’re usin’ the right stuff and the weather ain’t too hot. But me, I prefer to let the plants rest a bit before winter comes. Let ’em store up their energy and get ready for the cold. Just like us humans, they need a break every now and then.
So, there you have it. My two cents on fertilizin’ plants in hot weather. Remember, use your common sense. If it feels too hot for you, it’s probably too hot for your plants too. And don’t go overboard. A little bit of fertilizer can do wonders, but too much can be a disaster. Treat your plants right, and they’ll treat you right back with a bounty of good things. And that’s all there is to it, plain and simple.
Key takeaway: Don’t fertilize when it’s too darn hot. Cooler is better, spring is good, and slow release is the way to go if you gotta do it in the summer. And keep that fertilizer stored proper, ya hear?

Now go on and get your hands dirty!