Alright, let’s talk about them long gardening tools, the ones you use to mess around with your plants and dirt and stuff. I ain’t no fancy gardener, mind you, but I know a thing or two about gettin’ the job done.
First off, you gotta have a good shovel. You know, the long-handled ones. Them short ones are for city folks with their little flower pots. We need the big boys to dig holes for trees, turn over the dirt, and maybe even whack a snake or two if they get too close. A good shovel should be sturdy, not too heavy that it breaks your back, but heavy enough to get through the hard ground.

- Shovels – For diggin’ and movin’ dirt.
- Rakes – For cleanin’ up leaves and stuff.
- Hoes – For choppin’ weeds and makin’ rows.
Then there’s the rake. Now, I ain’t talkin’ about them little flimsy things. I mean a good, strong rake with a long handle and sturdy teeth. You need that for cleanin’ up leaves, grass clippings, and all that other mess that gets in your garden. And let me tell you, in the fall, them leaves come down like a storm, so you better have a rake that can handle it.
And don’t forget the hoe! That’s your best friend when it comes to weeds. Them weeds, they just keep comin’ back, no matter how much you pull ’em out. But with a good hoe, you can chop ’em right out of the ground and make nice, neat rows for your plants. I like the ones with a good, sharp blade, makes the work go a whole lot faster, you know? I get tired real quick these days, so fast work is good work.
Now, some folks like them fancy tools, like them loppers and pruners. They’re good for cuttin’ branches and stuff, I guess. But me, I mostly use a good old pair of scissors or a hatchet. Works just as well, and I don’t gotta spend a bunch of money on somethin’ I don’t really need. But if you got a lot of trees and bushes, maybe them fancy tools would be good for you. You gotta do what’s right for your own garden.
Oh, and you gotta have a hose, a long one too. Unless you like carryin’ buckets of water back and forth all day long, which I sure don’t. A good hose should be strong enough that it don’t kink up every two seconds, and long enough to reach every corner of your garden. And get yourself a good nozzle, one that can spray a gentle mist for the delicate plants and a strong stream for the tough ones.
Some folks, they like to use a pitchfork for compost and stuff. I ain’t got no compost, so I don’t need no pitchfork. But if you’re into that fancy compostin’ business, then you’ll probably want one. I heard they’re good for turnin’ the compost and mixin’ it all up. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but some folks seem to like it.
And then there’s them little hand trowels and hand hoes. They’re good for plantin’ little flowers and stuff, or maybe for diggin’ up weeds in tight spaces. I use them sometimes, but mostly I just use my hands. I like to feel the dirt, you know? It connects you to the earth, makes you feel like you’re part of somethin’ bigger. And dirt don’t hurt none. Just wash your hands afterwards, and you’ll be fine.
Anyways, them’s the long gardening tools you’ll need, at least the ones I use. There’s probably a whole bunch of other fancy tools out there, but I don’t bother with ’em. These are all I need to keep my garden lookin’ good and growin’ strong. Remember, gardening ain’t about havin’ the fanciest tools, it’s about puttin’ in the work and carin’ for your plants. And that’s somethin’ anyone can do, no matter how much money they got or how fancy their tools are.

So get yourself some good long-handled tools, and get out there and start diggin’! Your plants will thank you for it.
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